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In exchange for money and compliments, we will turn your dead animal or body part into something that resists the loving embrace of death.

We offer taxidermy in our own, neo-Victorian style –– your animal will retain the lovingly creepy, uncanny valley look of traditional taxidermy with the benefits of modern-day preservatives (look! no arsenic!).

We also offer museum-quality wet specimen preservation and both chemical and natural mummification, as well as masceration-only bone processing.​

We can work on a specimen you provide (respecting all wildlife laws) or can acquire one for you, if possible. Turnaround varies depending on service and specimen type. There is no job too small!

Ryan is available to book for workshops (wet preservation, mummification, introductory taxidermy for children and adults) and lectures.

Our new Black Bears in Boudoirs program also offers both our wares and private collection as affordable rentals for photo shoots, films, and special occasions.

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